Caption Contest

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Caption Contest Winner: Jami

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012

Rating: +226 (from 336 votes)

older man on the subway wearing extremely small short jean shorts Not able to make a successful career as a dancer, Grandpa Joe decided that the internet was his only way to his 15 minutes of fame promised by Andy Warhol. So short-shorts he donned and every day he spent riding one bus after another, praying today would be the day he’d end up on that internet Mecca, Awkward Transit.

Category: Caption Contest, Fashion

Tags: Colorado, Denver, Train, USA

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Latest comment - Justin H

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Who wears short Shorts! HE WEARS SHORT SHORTS!

Caption Contest Winner: The Blind Assassin

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Rating: +124 (from 170 votes)

Old guy wearing spiked studded necklace fanny pack bright blue tank top and bright blue gloves He’s bringing sexy back…to the nursing home!

Category: Caption Contest

Tags: Mexico, Mexico City, Train

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Latest comment - scroungey

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Remember, it' never too late to have a happy childhood.

Caption Contest Winner: Scooter

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Rating: +275 (from 397 votes)

asian guy standing on the train in cut off green shorts wearing oven mits on his hands and a shower cap on his head On his way to his Flashdance audition. “I hope my hair doesn’t get wet before I get there. I’d hate for it to be flat.”

Category: Caption Contest

Tags: BART, California, San Francisco, Train, USA

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Latest comment - Scooter

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On his way to his Flashdance audition. "I hope my hair doesn't get wet before I get there. ...

Caption Contest Winner: Heather

Monday, December 12th, 2011

Rating: +177 (from 233 votes)

black guy standing posing for the camera with hands up at a bus stop and black girl at his feet laying on the ground on stomach head up looking at the camera The gesticulation of the fellow at far right suggests an umpire. In this ball game he has called “safe”. Of what I do not know.