Does this black lipstick make me look like a transvestite?
Submitted By: Present Participle
Not even sweet blue sweatpants can contain crack like that.
Submitted By: Ventrilo
Sometimes they happen all at once on your way to school.
Submitted By: Tarnished Report
Sure you’ll pay tickets to go see someone perform, but the real life rocky horror is way too scary to handle.
Submitted By: Srgt Simmers