She has them tailored that way. She likes the feeling.
Submitted By: Joke Defender
So I got me myself some sweet frankenstein shoes. And I got these shinny gold panties half off, too.
That’s real leopard fur. She couldn’t afford the shoes so she has to wear sandals. But next paycheck she’ll be all over those leopard print pumps.
Submitted By: Rosie
He hates flying because he has to show up at least 4 hours early to make it through security in time. Lots of “random” pat-downs.
