I hate it when a wave freezes on top of my car.
Submitted By: Patrick
They refuse to ride in anything that isn’t rollin on dubs. Including taxis.
Submitted By: Present Participle
Yes, that’s exactly what I want it to say. No, this isn’t a joke. I specialize in touching farts.
Submitted By: shmega
Ok, that’s a little too far.
Submitted By: Comwar