This guy is boarding your bus to secure the homeland with a cooler of beers and some tunes. Probably more effective than the full body cavity search at the airport.
Submitted By: Signal 9
He’s gonna take a nap on top of his girl. Turns out, it’s a lot of work for a white boy to pretend to be Jamaican.
Doesn’t look very comfortable, but it beats sharing a twin with your nine siblings.
Submitted By: Charlie C
She doesn’t need surgery to get bigger breasts. She needs to eat more and always face away from you. Check and mate!