This is either the greatest male pattern baldness ever or that dude from The Prodigy is looking especially feeble lately.
Skirt ✓ Pants ✓ Rain boots ✓ Purse ✓ Gardening gloves ✓
The only thing missing is his mind.
Do you like my thighs? I’ll rub them even more and even higher…
You get to ride free when people think you’re carrying around a dead body.